Want to know the location, price range, and average rating of the nearest Indian food restaurant? Google it, stupid.

Want the scoop on the best happy hour specials, clean bathrooms, attractive wait staff and under-21 speakeasies? Now we're talking.

Sass-Gat is a new approach to the all-too-uptight world of food criticism. Implementing the subjective and reflective techniques of Gonzo journalism, Sass-Gat is more than a collection of reviews. It's a compendium of humorous and highly-readable essays about the total restaurant/lounge experience. We don't just cover the menu; we focus on issues such as trendiness, authenticity, and likelihood of the occurrence of violent crime in the establishment.

At Sass-Gat, you don't just get the food. You get the check.